Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Things I Say

Zach and I are parents.

Duh, right?

This fact is confirmed over and over again every day, especially by the things we say.

My favorites so far today:

"Preston, keep your hands out of your diaper."
"Stop eating your pants."
"Please don't chew on Mommy's nose."
"Why is there celery in my armpit?"

The real kicker... as I am writing this, Zach is reading me an article from Parenting magazine, "The Scoop on Poop."

This is our life.

We love it.

<3

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Awesome! I can't wait until I'm able to say things like that!

Tanya said...

Oh come on, those are totally normal phrases. And why wouldn't there be celery in your armpit?